trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via adultnapped)


sixpenceee:

oh my god

sixpenceee:

oh my god

(via adultnapped)


(via adultnapped)


theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

(via adultnapped)


cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via slayingsluts)


dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via adultnapped)


exskate:

me snapchatting your girl

exskate:

me snapchatting your girl

(via pizzachewer)



(via slayingsluts)


chalkos:

sail

chalkos:

sail

(via ruinedchildhood)